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Ever felt lost in a group conversation?
Have you run out of conversation topics with your friends?
Don't worry, *socialize* is there to support you.
Don't worry, *socialize* is here to support you.
It is a self-contained web page which asks socializing, funny and interesting questions.
Use it as conversation starter or just for fun.
You can see it in action [[https://deleh.github.io/socialize][here]].
** Installation
This is just one HTML file, grab the =index.html= and open it in your favourite browser or host it with whatever webserver you like.
This web page is also available as [[https://nixos.wiki/wiki/Flakes][Nix Flake]].
The =index.html= file is provided in =/var/www/socialize= of the flake output.
The =index.html= file is provided in the root of the flake package output.
To use it for example with Nginx, the flakes (here included as =socialize=) content can be accessed like this:
#+begin_example nix
services.nginx.virtualHosts."example.org".locations."/".root = "${socialize.packages."<your-arch>".socialize}/var/www/socialize";
services.nginx.virtualHosts."example.org".locations."/".root = "${socialize.packages."<your-arch>".socialize}";
#+end_example
*** Requirements
The browser must have JavaScript enabled.
But don't worry, nothing is loaded from a third party.
But don't worry, nothing gets loaded from a third party.
** Adding questions

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{
description = "socialize web page";
inputs.flake-utils.url = "github:numtide/flake-utils";
outputs = { self, nixpkgs, flake-utils }:
flake-utils.lib.eachDefaultSystem
(system:
let
pkgs = nixpkgs.legacyPackages.${system};
in
{
# Package
packages.socialize =
pkgs.stdenv.mkDerivation {
name = "socialize";
src = self;
installPhase = ''
install -m 444 -D index.html $out/var/www/socialize/index.html
install -m 444 -D index.html $out/index.html
'';
};
defaultPackage = self.packages.${system}.socialize;
}
);
}

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// Questions
const questions = [
"Are you a cat person or a normal person?",
"Blueberry muffin, with ketchup or mustard?",
"Do you sympathize more with the Empire or the Rebels?",
"How do you feel about beeing disadvantaged as a woman/privileged as a man in society?",
"How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?",
"If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?",
"If peanut butter wasnt called peanut butter, what would it be called?",
"If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product?",
"If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?",
"If you had to go to jail for any reason, what would it be?",
"If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?",
"If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that youre actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?",
"If you would be a superhero with an unlikely power, would it be the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils or the power to create force fields but only around ants?",
"Is a hotdog a sandwich?",
"Is cereal soup?",
"Toilet paper, over or under?",
"What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?",
"What did you miss most during the Covid-19 pandemic?",
"What do you normally do for fun?",
"What hat would you wear right now if it were fashionable to wear one at every occasion?",
"What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?",
"What secret conspiracy would you like to start?",
"What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?",
"What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?",
"What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?",
"What will finally break the internet?",
"What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?",
"What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?",
"What would you name your boat if you had one?",
"What would you name your spaceship if you had one?",
"Whats invisible but you wish people could see?",
"Whats something that everyone looks stupid doing?",
"Whats the best Wi-Fi name youve seen?",
"Whats the dumbest way you have been injured?",
"Whats the funniest joke you know by heart?",
"Whats the most ridiculous fact you know?",
"Whats the most useless talent you have?",
"Whats the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?",
"Whats the weirdest thing you have seen in someone elses home?",
"Whats the worst purchase you have ever made?",
"Whats your animal of the day?",
"Whats your favorite sock color?",
"Whats your favourite Austin Powers movie?",
"Whats your favourite Gilmore Girls episode?",
"Whats your favourite beer brewery?",
"Whats your hidden talent?",
"Whats your net income?",
"Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?",
"Which company will put advertising on the moon first?",
"Which fruit describes you best?",
"Which sport do you think theyll invent next?",
"Would you rather be always 15 minutes late or always 30 minutes early?",
"Would you rather brush your teeth with a toilet brush or clean the toilet with your toothbrush?",
"Would you rather have drill-hands or rollerblade-feet?",
"Would you take the red pill or the blue pill?",
"Youre a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics werent an issue?",
"Are you a cat person or a normal person?",
"Are you into musicals?",
"Blueberry muffin, with ketchup or mustard?",
"Do you like bread?",
"Do you sympathize more with the Empire or the Rebels?",
"Do you think there are more doors or wheels in the world?",
"For which folk band would you like to be a roadie?",
"Have you ever been to work without pants?",
"How do you feel about beeing disadvantaged as a woman/privileged as a man in society?",
"How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?",
"If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?",
"If peanut butter wasnt called peanut butter, what would it be called?",
"If you could be born elsewhere and completely restart all of your experiences, where would you go?",
"If you could change one law of nature, what would it be and what would be the consequences?",
"If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product?",
"If you could program one app, what would it be?",
"If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?",
"If you had to go to jail for any reason, what would it be?",
"If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?",
"If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that youre actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?",
"If you would be a superhero with an unlikely power, would it be the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils or the power to create force fields but only around ants?",
"Is a hotdog a sandwich?",
"Is cereal soup?",
"Toilet paper, over or under?",
"What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?",
"What are your thoughts on raisins?",
"What did you miss most during the Covid-19 pandemic?",
"What do you normally do for fun?",
"What hat would you wear right now if it were fashionable to wear one at every occasion?",
"What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?",
"What secret conspiracy would you like to start?",
"What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?",
"What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?",
"What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?",
"What will finally break the internet?",
"What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?",
"What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?",
"What would you name your boat if you had one?",
"What would you name your spaceship if you had one?",
"Whats invisible but you wish people could see?",
"Whats something that everyone looks stupid doing?",
"Whats the best Wi-Fi name youve seen?",
"Whats the dumbest way you have been injured?",
"Whats the funniest joke you know by heart?",
"Whats the most ridiculous fact you know?",
"Whats the most useless talent you have?",
"Whats the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?",
"Whats the weirdest thing you have seen in someone elses home?",
"Whats the worst purchase you have ever made?",
"Whats your animal of the day?",
"Whats your favorite sock color?",
"Whats your favorite thing to spend on or would love to spend on?",
"Whats your favourite Austin Powers movie?",
"Whats your favourite Gilmore Girls episode?",
"Whats your favourite beer brewery?",
"Whats your hidden talent?",
"Whats your net income?",
"Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?",
"Which company will put advertising on the moon first?",
"Which fruit describes you best?",
"Which sport do you think theyll invent next?",
"Which three records do you take with you to a desert island?",
"Would you rather be always 15 minutes late or always 30 minutes early?",
"Would you rather brush your teeth with a toilet brush or clean the toilet with your toothbrush?",
"Would you rather have drill-hands or rollerblade-feet?",
"Would you take the red pill or the blue pill?",
"Youre a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics werent an issue?",
];
// Get random question